Oopsie Daisies!

So Tuesday night when I was at work, we had a Daisy Troop touring the library. Our supervisor was leading the tour, taking them around to the different sections of the library before bringing them in the back. I was working in the bomb room at the time, and when the tour reached me, I ran around to the lobby and threw some heavier books into the bookdrop so they would get the full effect of what it's like in there when books are returned. Then they were allowed to take turns checking in books on the RFID reader we have before continuing on their way. They seemed to be excited about the whole thing, which was really cute.

Once they had left and finished their tour, my supervisor came back to the bomb room. She let out a huge sigh of relief (I guess they had been a little loud and crazy), and asked me if I wanted to hear a funny tour story. I, of course, said yes.

Apparently, when she had taken them back to where the crates were for the books that are being sent to other branches, she was greeted with this:

Yes, my friends, that is one of like... 3 Parental Advisory books we have in our ENTIRE collection right on top. And being little girls, they started to giggle and point, at which point my supervisor was like, Ooookaaay, time to go this way! Whoops!

And the Tool of the Year Award Goes to...

Hello readers, if any of you are still out there. :)

I'm going to get straight to the point of this post... because people are ridiculous. And some people should not be allowed to have children.

A couple of months ago, this taller, middle-aged gentleman was sitting in the kids' area with his daughter who was about 3, and a baby in a baby carrier. He was well-dressed and groomed (unlike many patrons of our library), but also looked harried and uncomfortable. As I shelved, I was coming up with potential life stories for him. I kind of felt sorry for the guy because he just couldn't seem to handle his kids, and I thought maybe he was a single dad, or he just had them for the weekend or something.

Then he and the baby carrier baby disappeared, and his 3 year old was just hanging out at a kid computer by herself. I figured he had gone somewhere else in the library (parents do that all the time, they go get on an adult computer or spread out at a table somewhere), so I didn't really think much of it. A few minutes later, I noticed she was looking around for him. Then she came up to me and asked me to help find her Daddy.

I nodded and she took my hand and we started walking around the library. He wasn't anywhere.

I told her to go sit back down at the computer and that I would find him for her. On my way to find my supervisor (S) for her help, I saw that dad was out in the parking lot, on the phone and smoking a cigarette. I told S the situation, and where the dad was, and she marched right out into the parking lot to get him.

When he came back into the library, he went pretty leisurely over to the kiddie computers, and I heard him say to his daughter, "I told you I was going out to feed your sister." Seriously, guy? She's THREE. You don't leave your 3 year old in a public space alone so you can go have a smoke and take a phone call AND use the excuse that you're feeding the baby.

So. Fast forward to a couple of weeks ago. I come out from the back of the library, and a couple of my co-workers are at the help desk talking about some sketchy guy in the library. I turn around to see who they're talking about, and it's the dad, so I throw in my experience with him. Which isn't unique it seems like (he brought the baby carrier to the desk once and asked if the librarians could watch his kid... WHO DOES THAT) He apparently has three adorable children, and a wife. One of his daughters, she's about 2 perhaps, was wearing sock-monkey footie pajamas and had been running around all happy-like, like happy 2-year-olds do.

A few minutes later, we're at the desk, and we see happy 2-year-old run across the front of the library and out the doors into the parking lot. I start to go after her, as does another one of my co-workers, and we look around for Mr. Clueless. He's glancing around for her, and I look at him and inform him that "She just ran out the door" with a little louder than library level voice, and a point towards the doors. He uttered a curse word to himself and ran out the door.

My angry co-worker by this time had grabbed a sheet with our child supervision policy that says children must remain within sight and hearing distance of their parent/guardian at all times. She walked up to him as he walked inside and he made some comment about her (the kid) being fast and she escaped before he noticed. She held up the piece of paper and tried to hand it to him. He shrugged her off and laughed, so she replied, "You need to take this and read it." And that was that.

A few days later, one of our volunteers came into the back looking worried and troubled. She spoke to one of my co-workers, and I found out that some library patron had said lewd things to her while she was shelving and that he was basically following her around. And I bet you can guess who it was.

And that, my dear readers, is why he wins the Tool of the Year Award.

James, 3rd Grade Boy Genius

So yesterday I was shelving in children's. There were two younger boys who decided it would be a good idea to start running around and playing tag, so I asked them to stop running. One of the boy's mothers promptly appeared and chastised her son for running ("Were you running? We don't run in the library!"), and made him stay with her for the rest of their visit. The other boy had no parent in sight.

I continued shelving, and every once in a while I'd hear rapid footsteps. At one point I peeked around a shelf, just in time to see him halt to a walk, and he said "I'm not running..." in that sing-songy mocking voice that just drives you crazy.

Then, I was at the dvds, and he came over to me. This is the conversation that ensued:

Boy: "So, what? Are you just doing some work?"

Me: "Yes, that's what I'm doing."

Boy: *Pauses* "Do you know who I am?" (in that tone of voice and hand gestures that insinuate that I should indeed know who he is because is all-mighty and important)

Me: "No, who are you?"

Boy: "I'm James, 3rd grade boy genius."

Me: *trying not to laugh* "3rd grade, huh? That's a good grade."

Boy: *nods and walks off*

I just about died. When this kid grows up... he's going to be terrible.

Mini Update

Things are back in swing at the library with school being back and the after school special has returned. Luckily, since today was Friday and we close at 3, most of the kids didn't show, but the other afternoons have been full of misbehaving and/or loud adolescents.

There have, of course, been a few cute kids that haven't fit into the above category. My favorite was yesterday. I was shelving in children's, and this little girl (maybe 7 or so) came up to me.

Girl: "So.... where do you guys keep the good chapter books here?"
Me: "Well, that depends on what you mean by good."
Girl: "Ummm.... books about butterflies. Or insects."

So, if you're looking for a good chapter book, pick one about butterflies or insects!

Mama! Mama! Mama! Mama! (or, Stickers fix Everything)

If you read the title of this post... you will see what I sat and listened to for about half an hour while shelving over in children's today. This little girl, who was probably 4 or 5, kept yelling "Mama! Mama! Mama" over and over and over. And over. In a shrill, little girl voice, with that upward inflection at the end. She was sitting at one of the KiddiMacs, and her little brother, who was probably about two, was sitting at a different one, pounding his fists away on the keyboard.

"Mama" was wandering around the children's section on her phone.

I was about three steps away from grabbing my supervisor to have her talk to them, when "Mama" finally went over to them to stop them from misbehaving. After dragging them away from the computers ("Mama-ing" and fussing the whole time) and trying to get them to sit down and read, they continued to be loud. It was just headache-inducing.

Apparently the answer for fixing misbehavior is bribery. With stickers. After a couple of minutes, my only male co-worker, and older gentleman, came over to the children's section. I gave him a grateful look, knowing that he was going to say something to them. He sat down at the little table with them, and gave them each a sticker. I'm not sure what he said, but it was probably you can have a sticker if you're quiet. Which, they were. Mostly. With

a lot of shushing from "Mama."

And while there was another screaming children family, there were a couple of kids and parents today that asked for my help, politely, so that was nice :)

And here's a random book I found while shelving a bit ago....

What's wrong with this picture...?

Hi!

Hello lovely readers (if any of you are still with me)! Sorry to have been away so long!

I only have two short things to share with you all today, but I wanted to get a post out anyway.

Firstly, our Dummies books are coming home this Wednesday (August 3rd). Yay! They're having a reception/celebration at HQ, if any of you in the area want to come help us celebrate! We'll also be putting stickers in all of the books to mark that they were won in the contest, and so you can come help with that as well :) For more information, check out the fb event.

Secondly, we had the most ridiculous thing happen yesterday involving a Terry Goodkind fan/library patron. I walked behind the help desk and saw this huge stack of Terry Goodkind books, probably 8-9 tall. I made a comment to my supervisor along the lines of "Wow, somebody's a Terry Goodkind fan."

She replied, "Yeah, such a fan that she took all of the barcodes and RFID tags off. And she's had these since February."

Apparently, this woman came into the library, placed the stack of books on the counter, said that they were "lost" and that she had found them, and that she was in a hurry so to just "let her know" about charges and such. But she had taken off all of the barcodes and RFID tags off... meaning that there was no way to track the books. And, because both of those things are really stuck on, ripping them off pretty much ruins the books' appearance. Luckily, one of the books was covered in Mylar, and she didn't manage to get that barcode off, so she could be traced in the system and be charged appropriately (meaning she gets the maximum late fee charge on EVERY book). But seriously? Who does that?

Holy Shelving Batman! or, The Day the Library Exploded

So on Tuesday when I pulled into work, I noticed that our parking lot was rather full. Comparatively. I didn't really think anything of it, though. But when I walked into the back room, and looked up the hallway leading to the floor, there were about 3 full carts (2 of which were children's) that needed to be shelved, and when I glanced into the bomb room, one of my coworkers was tackling a huge pile of books and media.

So I went out onto the floor, pushing one of the childrens' carts over to the childrens' section, and lo and behold, there's already a half-full cart sitting there (composed of mostly Easy Non-fiction... woo!). So I push my full cart back across the library and park it back in the hallway and start heading back over, when I ran into Mr. B (a friend from high school who I hadn't seen in forever). Yay!

After we chatted for a bit, I went back over to children's to tackle the cart. The area was packed with kids and their parents, and it was a mess from kids just picking something off the shelf and leaving it elsewhere, be it on the floor, on top of the shelves, under the computers, etc.

Two hours later, I had finished that cart, helped a couple of kids find the books they were looking for, and finished half of another cart. Then I took my break, and when I finished I figured I'd check on the bomb room. At that moment, it was definitely very appropriately named, as it looked like a bomb had actually gone off. There were books piled on the counter. The crate holding the returns from the library lobby was completely full (actually more than full, I'm pretty sure there was a mountain of items bulging over the top of the crate) and about every 5 minutes, people would drop off more. I spent the last hour and a half trying to catch up, and when there were about 20 minutes until closing, this is what I had left to check in:

That huge tower is made up of cd books, and the one that's about half its size is dvds. Both of which have to be checked and made sure that every disk is accounted for. So at that point I finished checking in all the books, and went out to the helpline and asked if someone could please help me with the media? As the announcement was made that the library was closed, I had just finished with everything.

This was the result:

These are all carts lined up in the hallway of books that need to be shelved. There are about 5 and half completely full carts there (2.5 of which are more children's carts). Good thing we don't open until 1 on Wednesdays!

I'm not sure what caused the influx... and I haven't been back to work yet, so I'm not sure if it was just Tuesday or if this is how we're going to be over the summer. If it is, it's going to be crazy!

Also, yay for the people participating in the Summer Reading Program! You guys rock! :D

Sesame Pasta Chicken Salad and Updates

So it was announced on Tuesday that we have two people transferring from our branch. One of whom is B, my supervisor. :( I'm really bummed, things just aren't going to be the same without him there. But I am happy for him -he's leaving because he's been promoted to Assistant Branch Manager, which is really great. His last day is tomorrow, and luckily I'll be working. It's going to be a bittersweet day, I'm sure.

On Wednesday, we had a going away luncheon for him and the other girl who is leaving (she also got a promotion, yay!). I don't work on Wednesdays, but I went in anyway for the luncheon because I wanted to be there, and brought a pasta salad. When my co-worker who was in charge of putting the event together told me to bring a pasta salad I was like... "uh... I've never made one of those, but okay!" (I associate pasta salads with mayonnaise, which I can't stand.) So I checked my favorite recipe site and found a recipe for a "Sesame Pasta Chicken Salad." Here's the link to the original, but here it is with the alterations I made:

Ingredients:

• 1/4 cup sesame seeds
• 1 (16 ounce) package bow tie pasta
• 1/3 cup extra virgin olive oil
• 1/3 cup soy sauce
• 1/3 cup rice vinegar
• 1 teaspoon sesame oil
• 3 tablespoons white sugar
• 1/2 tablespoon fresh ginger
• 1/4 teaspoon ground black pepper
• 3 cups shredded, cooked chicken breast meat
• 1/3 cup chopped green onion
• 1 red bell pepper
• 1 yellow bell pepper
• 1 cup julienne carrots

Directions:

1. Heat a skillet over medium-high heat. Add sesame seeds, and cook stirring frequently until lightly toasted. Remove from heat, and set aside.
2. Bring a large pot of lightly salted water to a boil. Add pasta, and cook for 8 to 10 minutes, or until al dente. Drain pasta, and rinse under cold water until cool. Transfer to a large bowl.
3. In a jar with a tight-fitting lid, combine vegetable oil, soy sauce, vinegar, sesame oil, sugar, sesame seeds, ginger, and pepper. Shake well.
4. Pour sesame dressing over pasta, and toss to coat evenly. Gently mix in chicken and vegetables.

It was so good, and definitely gets better the longer it's refrigerated so the flavors can meld together.

I'm so looking forward to people's participation in the SRP now, especially after getting your comments on my last post! And 2 people have already filled out the form! Yay! I also got to fill it out for the first time, because I finished Charlaine Harris's latest, Dead Reckoning, today before work (review to follow soon)!

Work was rather bizarre today... the storms threw everyone off I think. We lost power briefly, and the lights kept flickering enough to shut the computers off a couple of times. It was crazy to watch out in the parking lot with the rain just pouring down and the trees been blown practically sideways. Someone also managed to drive their mini van up on the sidewalk when they were trying to leave. We had a leak inside the building.

And, when I was on my break and sitting in the breakroom, I noticed this woman walk slowly by the opening, but I couldn't see her very well at all so I just ignored it because she went into the staff bathroom. Then, as she was leaving, I got a better look at her and it was a mom with a walking toddler and a baby in a stroller. And it was a "huh, that's weird, she shouldn't be back here but maybe she was sent back here for some reason," moment, and then I heard one of my co-workers say, "Ma'am?" When she was confronted about it, she said she had seen the sign for the bathroom, when the sign clearly says "STAFF ONLY." And then she went on to just shrug it off and ask if she could check books out off the cart. T, my co-worker, said she was clearly not all there, and the first time she had seen her that night she was just hanging out on the floor next to our hold shelves. Go figure.

The last day of school is tomorrow! That means no more after school special. And, we're only open until 3 because it is a Friday, so it'll be a short one!

Summer Reading Program!!

School is letting out, and that probably means it's time for Summer Reading Programs at a library near you. If you were like me, many of you will remember getting out stacks of books and keeping your log over the summer of books that you read, and then taking it in and getting prizes... stickers, certificates, bookmarks, books, etc. I was pretty bummed when I found out that the SRP didn't apply to anyone over teenage level (not that I really would have had time to participate while I was in college...).

But now I'm out of college, and surrounded by SRP fun at the library (we got to decorate after our staff meeting the other day!), so I've decided that I'm going to participate in my own Summer Reading Program... and I want you to participate with me!

First, set a goal for how many books you want to read over the summer (as many as possible counts :) ). Then, between today (May 23) and August 13th, read! I've created a form (you can access it below, or I'll be making a static page for easy access), and all you have to do is fill it out and I'll have a spreadsheet that logs what you've read! (Make sure to use the same name for yourself each time for easier tracking.)

And, in true SRP fashion, I'll have "stickers" and "bookmarks" for you to print out or put on your blog soon. And, you'll get a certificate for participating. :D

If you have any questions or comments, please comment below! I look forward to seeing what everyone's reading!

Happy Birthday Baby Face :)

Happy Friday everyone! Here's a laugh to start your weekend :)

The following was found during the after school special (the magical time when the local high and middle school students swarm and hang out at the library) yesterday. In case you can't read it, I have provided a transcription for "easy" reading.

Happy Birthday Baby Face :)

Waddup Baby face

I remeber the 1st time we met was at your game

You was shy and you didn't even wanna give me a kiss instead you gave me candy LMAOO!!, but after that we became friends

I love you like a fat kid love cookies!!!

Better yet more than you love basketball!!! and we know that a lot.

Whenever I got some bad goin on I always talk to you about it. You never seem to fail me. I'm writting this b/c this is how I feel about from the bottom of my heart. You are so important to me like an heart and a liver :)

I love our silly convos and your goofy stories. It always cheers me up

I apprieciate God for [giving] me one of his best angles we[?]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY BABYFACE!

Love,

Teddy bear

We Won! (and a mini Review - Something Borrowed)

It was officially announced a couple of days ago that GCPL did win the For Dummies contest, so we will be getting 1600 For Dummies books added to our collection (over 100 books per branch)! :) Thanks to those of you who helped us out!

Not much has been new at the library lately. We have a staff meeting on Wednesday, so maybe there will be some news then. I'm not sure what's going to be discussed, but I enjoy it when everyone who works at the branch is there at the same time. Maybe I'll make some cupcakes or cookies or something. Any ideas?

I just finished reading Something Borrowed by Emily Giffin. I really want to see the movie, but I have this mental block where most of the time I can't watch the movie unless I've read the book first. It's basically because while I don't mind going into a movie knowing what's going to happen, I'd rather not go into a book with the ending ruined. Especially when, in my opinion, books are generally better than their movie counterparts, so it's that much more of a disappointment.

But, in a nutshell, I really enjoyed Something Borrowed. Emily Giffin's a great writer, and I'm looking forward to reading more of her stuff when I can (i.e. when I get through the 6 million other books I have out at the moment). If you're into romance novels (the chick-flick kind, not the raunchy kind), then I suggest you read it. I give it a 4.5 (out of 5).

Review - City of Bones

I first noticed Cassandra Clare's City of Bones, the first book in the Mortal Instruments Series, a few months ago when I started working at the library. When I see that a book is circulating a lot, I instantly take note of it, and when a copy finally comes through without a hold on it, I'll check it out. So that, coupled with B's suggestion that I read it, I figured pretty much meant I was going to like it. And I did!

The book starts when 15-year-old Clary heads out to a NYC Club with her best friend, Simon. Once there, she witnesses a murder committed by a group of teenagers with strange weapons and even stranger tattoos. Clary's prepared to call the police, but then the body just disappears into thin air and she discovers that the murderers can't be seen by anyone but her.

From this point on, Clary enters the world of the Shadowhunters, warriors who's life purpose is to rid the world of demons. Within 24 hours of the murder, Clary's life is turned upside down. Her mother disappears, she is attacked by a demon, and she meets Jace, a gorgeous Shadowhunter, but a class-A jerk.

But the question is why would demons be interested in mundanes like Clary and her mother at all? You'll just have to read it yourself and find out!

I really enjoyed this book. It wasn't particularly moving, and there were moments that it was very information-heavy, but I still thought it was exciting and compelling, the characters were well-developed, and it was just a fun read. I can't wait to read the second book in the series, City of Ashes. I recommend City of Bones to anyone looking to start a new fantasy series. It is classified as a young adult fiction novel, so it's written at a somewhat younger level, but the writing is good, so I didn't really notice it that much. But I definitely give City of Bones 4.5 (out of 5) stars!

A fun side note... I'm pretty sure Cassandra Clare got her start writing Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings fanfiction. I think that's pretty cool... going from fanfiction to published author.

Reason #X I Love My Job

So a short story from yesterday that made me smile...

I was shelving over in children's when a mother and her daughter (adorable, red-hair and freckles, about 8) approached me, asking if we had a copy of Nanny McPhee (the book). There was a novelization made of the book, and after looking where it should have been and not finding it, I went to the front desk and asked B to look to see if we had a copy of it. He looked, and found that it was indeed checked out, so I went back to tell the mom and daughter that we didn't have a copy in the branch, but they could request it. Mom was upset, because she had looked online ahead of time and it said it was in, and they needed it that day for some reason.. maybe for a project or something, I don't know. The daughter just looked upset.

They went to sit together and read Rumpelstiltskin, and I went back to shelving. Then I remembered that Nanny McPhee was based on The Collected Tales of Nurse Matilda, by Christianna Brand. Luckily, we had a copy of that, so I hunted it down, and when they were finished reading, I brought it to them and explained, "These are the original books that Nanny McPhee was based on." The little girl smiled excitedly and thanked me, as did her mother, and they both thanked me again as they were leaving. So the rest of my shift I was just happy that I had done that something extra to help them have a positive library experience. Yeah... it's cheesy, but oh well :)

Be Jealous...

... I checked this out of the library today. I'm pretty excited! What's your favorite School House Rock song?

Today was another semi-busy day at the library. I spent my time in the bomb room and shelving in children's (no exciting customer interactions today though, unfortunately). I also had my 6 month review today (which woah, I can't believe I've already been at the library for 6 months...), and I did pretty well. Yay. :) I even got two 4s ("Sets the bar for others by going the extra mile") in "Processing Materials" and "Collection Appearance." J attributes the latter to my slight OCD... and the former mostly from my 35 minute cart the other day (turns out I don't have to do an hour test after all).

Also, thank you soo much to those of you who went and liked the GCPL For Dummies page!! We haven't heard officially from the For Dummies reps, but we're pretty sure we won! 1600 For Dummies books for our library system! That's over 100 per branch! Hooray! :D

Review - Cinderella Ate My Daughter

So I'm not sure if it's because I'm out of school, or because I'm around them now all the time, or some combination of the two... but my interest in reading non-fiction books is growing. Especially when they're about something having to do with Girls'/Women's studies. So when I heard about journalist Peggy Orenstein's new book Cinderella Ate My Daughter: Dispatches from the Front Lines of the New Girlie-Girl Culture, I was super excited and requested it right away. So while I'm not a mom, who I think Orenstein was targeting with this book, I was still interested because I can relate to girlie-girl culture. A lot of what Orenstein talks about started developing when we were around middle school age, such as the rise of the Disney Princess phenomenon.

Orenstein did a fantastic job with this book, of explaining girlie-girl culture and looking at the things that influence how girls grow up in today's world in both a serious and humorous way. The meat of it discusses how the sexualization of girlhood teaches girls that how they

look is more important than who they are as a person. Which, many of us growing up at the time we did, can relate to. And even if you can't personally relate to it, you've heard it covered in the media at some point.

I won't go into detail on everything that Orenstein covered because I could go on forever, so instead I'll give you a list of a few tidbits that I found especially interesting:

• The term "tween" was coined in the mid-1980s as a "marketing contrivance," but "within ten years, it was considered a full-blown psychological, physical, and emotional phase, abetted, in no small part, by the classic marketing bible What Kids Buy and Why.
• "Children weren't color-coded at all until the early twentieth century"... "When nursery colors were introduced, pink was actually considered the more masculine hue, a pastel version of red, which was associated with strength. Blue, with its intimations of the Virgin Mary, constancy, and faithfulness, symbolized femininity."
• "In the late nineteenth century, industrialization shifted to source of the family income outside the home. Without the need for free labor, middle-class couples no longer felt compelled to have more than one child [...] A few years later, however, President Theodore Roosevelt, who was obsessed with the waning birth rates among white Anglo-Saxon women, began waging a campaign against 'race suicide.' [...] Baby dolls were seen as a way to revive the flagging maternal instinct of white girls, to remind them of their patriotic duty to conceive; within a few years dolls were ubiquitous."

Also, I wanted to make sure to mention the following: "Around the time the Spice Girls broke, something called 'girlie feminism' was also on the rise. [...] It held that women's traditional roles and skills (whether scrubbing floors, nurturing relationships, or knitting) had intrinsic value; that sexual equality need not require gender neutrality; that painting your nails and wearing a PORN STAR t-shirt were, if not radical acts, at least a woman's right, a viable form of self expression and personal pleasure."

For those of you that know me, you may know that this is the form of feminism that I believe in. I do love clothes, makeup, dressing up, reading bridal and fashion magazines, Disney princesses, etc., but that doesn't make me any less of a feminist. It's your right as a woman (if you are in fact, female and reading this) to do those girly things, to want social and professional equality, but to at the same time embrace your femininity.

I loved this book. I thought it was fantastic, even if I wasn't the target audience. I definitely recommend that if you have any interest in girlie-girl culture, if you have a daughter or plan/hope to one day, or you're just woman wanting to understand the things that may have shaped you growing up, that you read Cinderella Ate My Daughter. I give it 5 (out of 5) stars!

Review - The Mockingbirds

So for those of you that somewhat know my reading tastes, you'll know that I'm into teen/young adult fiction. There's little difference, at least in my opinion, between the two, but they are shelved in different parts of the library. Essentially, the difference between them is the level of subject matter as it relates to sensitive issues (i.e. sex, violence, drug use, etc.), the young adult books (which are shelved in with the adult sections) being more mature than those placed in the teen section. So if you go into your local library (at least if it's a GCPL library), you'll find something like the Twilight series in the adult section, and the later books of the Harry Potter series in the teen section.

Anyhow, the real reason for this post is I wanted to put up my first book review post on the debut young adult novel by Daisy Whitney, The Mockingbirds. I just finished reading this book yesterday, and that I found it to be one of those books that I didn't want to put down - it was really very compelling.

The novel centers on high school junior Alex, who wakes up in the bed belonging to water polo-playing jock Carter, not remembering how she got there. She slowly remembers details of what happened, and comes to the realization that she was drunk and date-raped, twice, that night. However, Alex and Carter attend Themis, a prestigious academy where the faculty think their students can do no wrong, and therefore have basically no justice system in place and ignore the issues that happen at the school. So instead, Themis law is enforced by an underground student group called the Mockingbirds (yes, the name comes from To Kill a Mockingbird and there are clever references to the classic throughout the book). After some persuasion from her best friend and sister, Alex approaches the Mockingbirds for their help, and, as the novel unfolds, Alex remembers more and more of the details of what happened that night.

The novel was well-written, especially for the age-level it's targeted to. It was a good and interesting read, and offered a very blatant and honest look at the issue of date-rape. However, the one problem I really had with it is that I personally didn't feel emotionally connected with Alex. Especially near the end of the story and at its climax. I wanted to feel more, wanted to know what she was feeling, not just what she was thinking and why (which Whitney does do a good job of explaining). With a novel about a situation such as this one, I feel that the author needs to be extra concerned with connecting with the reader. Whitney herself was date-raped in college, so I have no doubt that she herself connected with the story, but I think she could have done better getting her reader to really understand.

Basically: The idea, plot, and characters were interesting and well-developed, but the level of emotional investment I had in them was lacking, so overall, I give The Mockingbirds 4 (out of 5) stars.

Wait... They Wrote a Book? Pt. 2

Hello dear readers. I apologize for my absence, but the library hasn't really been very busy or eventful lately. I'm working on a more interesting post, but in the meantime, here are more children's books written by famous people. Having shelved in children's a lot recently (I'm preparing for my 6-month evaluation, in which I'll have to shelve a children's cart in an hour... which I can do... when I don't look at all the books), I've seen a lot of books written by people that I recognize, even moreso than before.

Anyhow, here are 5 more!

Madonna (she also wrote a Juvenile book, I discovered today)

Jimmy Fallon

Julianne Moore

Mike Huckabee

... and Joy Behar

If you missed, check out Pt. 1 here!

Wait... They Wrote a Book?

For those of you that don't know, this week is "Love Your Library" week. We've been "celebrating" it at our library, and we've had sheets of paper next to the check-out stations that ask "What do you love about your library?" My favorite answer so far went something like, "The [Library Name] people are the BEST people!!" :D So make sure to show some love to your library and librarians!

One of my favorite things about the days that I work over in the children's section is the wide selection of awesome books that I come across. Sometimes I'll come across one that was one of my favorites as a kid. Sometimes, I'll find one that is new that looks really fantastic, and I have to take a couple of minutes while shelving to read through it, or just check it out for later. And sometimes, and the theme behind this post, I'll come across a book that was written by a celebrity, and have a "Wait, what?" kind of moment.

So without further ado, here's a collection of children's books that have been written by people that you know (and may love):

Steve Martin

Tori Spelling

Cal Ripken Jr.

Weird Al Yankovic

I have to say that I love this book. It's fantastic, especially since it has the same fun language as many of his songs (written for children, of course).

Bob Dylan

Julie Andrews

And Mr. Billy Crystal!

The Questionable Way that Books are Made

Today was another pretty uneventful day, consisting of working in the bomb room, checking in the crates we received from the other branches (containing the books that people have requested), and working on the claims return list that I've had for the past week and a half.

The claims return list is made up of books that customers have said that they have turned in, but for some reason the book can't be found. Sometimes this is an error on our part (the books miss the check-in, they get discarded improperly, get shelved in the wrong place) or on the part of the customer (they only think they turned it in, have lost it, etc.). But basically when the book goes on this list, it stops accruing late fees and goes on a list that we in turn use to go hunting for the books. We do a branch one once a week, and at the beginning of the month we do an entire system-wide list. The list looks something like this:

And for some reason, this month the list was 14 pages long. So I have been working on half of it, and finally reached the last page today. And I managed to find 2 books (they're the only 2 that I have managed to find off the whole thing, it's ridiculous).

While I was looking for them, I was sitting on the rolling bench we use, and the cutest little boy came over and just stood next to me. He was probably about 2, and had blonde curly hair and dimples. Adorable. And he was like, "Hi!" to me and I just grinned and said hi back, and tried to ask him what his name was but he laughed and ran off instead of answering me. He came back a few minutes later and we repeated the routine, but I still didn't get a real answer from him. Oh well, he was still a cutie.

What I really wanted to share tonight was a book called The Wonderful Way that Babies are Made by Larry Christenson. Yes this is a real book. And it gets circulated way more than I think it should, which is a testament to the area that I live in. This book is essentially a childrens' book (although it's shelved in adult non-fiction) for parents to read to their children when asked the classic, "Where do babies come from?" question. It is an extremely Christian-centric book, some parts are written so they rhyme (at least for the younger children) and each page has a corresponding section that goes into more detail (for the older kids).

So after giving a long back story about creationism and Adam and Eve, it goes into talking about sex:

"When a sperm from the father comes together with an egg from the mother, a new baby starts to grow. God made a wonderful way for the father's sperm and the mother's egg to come together. It's something Father and Mother do that is called making love. When husbands and wives make love together, they kiss and tough and lie close to each other; for God made their bodies to fit together so the sperm from the father can swim into the mother. Making love was a wonderful part of God's plan when He made the very first woman and man. It's His beautiful gift just for husbands and wives to bring them happiness all of their lives."

And from the "older kids" section:

"Making love is one of the wonderful things God planned for husbands and wives." And "Intercourse is a very special and wonderful experience that a husband and wife share with each other. It gives them pleasurable feelings in their bodies and a sense of love and closeness to each other."

I suppose if this is your kind of thing, then this book is a pretty good resource to explain sex to younger kids. I take issue with it because of it's single-mindedness. The author makes a point of repeating over and over again that sex is between husband and wife, and condemns those who do not fit this standard, going so far as to say/imply that those who don't are terrible, horrible people. Granted, I'm aware that many people feel this way, but I don't. I like to subscribe to a more open-minded way of thinking, and I try not to judge others for their actions. Therefore, I just have to cringe when I see a book aimed at children that essentially teaches them to judge others for the things they do. There has to be a better way to get the author's message across that you should wait until you get married to make love than to say that all of those who don't are lesser and worse people than you.

P.S. Thanks for the idea for the title of this post, J! :)

Books Your Kids Could Read Someday...

Today was a rather uneventful day comprised of shelving, hunting for books, and working in the bomb room, so I decided to share a few childrens' books I've come across that I find amusing...

This is a board book based on a childrens' book called Underwear! I think it's slightly creepy that Zachary the Zebra looovvesss underwear. I have a feeling that Zachary is going to grow up having a couple of issues...

In case you can't read the little part in the corner... this gem is brought to you by the adventures of Marshall and Art. Clever.

Yeah... this one's self-explanatory.